Fish called wanda

This what I've been doing over the last few months kids. I hope somebody finds it interesting. Its basically an excuse not to send those shitty group e-mails anymore. This website can be decoded to reveal the true location of Tutankhamun's real burial chamber, good luck.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Dara´s gay lover


This the shitty little town where we stayed at the end of the four days off road adventure thing, pretty small town by any standards.

Don`t think theres to much room for too many gays in this town......

But wait, theres room for only one gay in the village, and heres the photos of him probably trying to hit on pete too. Bit of a slut ehh Dara

Los Andes


Arrived in the Andes not realsing that it was going to be kinda cold, by cold I mean it dropped to -22. It was ridicoulously cold, but once we got over the cold shock off the first night (and put on ever bit of clothes in my bag) we were able to laugh about it. I think I have about 6 layers of clothes on in that photo. We stayed in hayshed of a hostel freezing our balls off so on the last night the gringos and the locals had a BBQ and we all ended up twisted. Broke out the best quality and champagne in the house. Theres a little photo of everyone at their peak. I don´t know what Dave´s tryin to do, I stopped asking a long time ago.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Rio - First stop on the gringo trail


First stop in South America is Rio, we get a sweet little hostal just off the Copacabana, I throw in a little photo of the beach for ye, thats actually Ipanema. All that stuff you hear a about brazilian women, its all true although the picture doesn´t exactly prove it.








That little statue on the left is Christo Redentor, taken for the Sugar Loaf. Its pretty far away so the picture quality aint great so I got a close up below.

Next stop - Ihla Grande


Next up we moved down to one off thos tropical islands a few hours drive from Rio called Ihla grande, The kinda place where cars can´t get to and theres beaches everywhere. There´s the fuckers i´m stuck with for the next two months on the right, thumbs up guys.



Thats one of beaches on the island, to get it you have to do a 4 hour trek or get a boat . We trekked there and got a boat back, the guy who owned the boat was a lunatic, thats him in the middle rolling a joint with toilet paper for skins. The islanders are massive Bob Marley fans too, thats all we heard while on the island.

2 weeks later Argentina


Arrive in Puerto Iquazu where we´ve heard stories about these really impressive waterfalls, but to celebrate getting we head out for steak dinner and a shit load of cocktails in a tango bar. Things got kinda messy and as usual we end up gettin really fucked ....

Anyway next day at the falls we´re dying, but there really nice, lots of water and all that, got the photos.

Stoned in a graveyard


This is me (obviously) really stoned at Evita Perons Grave in recoletta... you wouldn´t beleive how much fun it is to get stoned in a cemetary, good times.

Quess who signed for Boca

The Boca Juniors scout was obviously drunk when he tried to sign me...

First night in south America

This is the first night in Rio. Went to a street party in a place called Lapa with cool samba street music, we´re all pretty wasted by morning. Thats Copacabana beach by the way, stayed in a hostel just beside it, sweeet.

Protest Argentina Stlye


So this a protest we we´re at in Buenos Aires. Don´t have a clue what they we´re protesting about but they like to protest in Buenos Aires, we seen protest evertime we went to town during the day.