Fish called wanda

This what I've been doing over the last few months kids. I hope somebody finds it interesting. Its basically an excuse not to send those shitty group e-mails anymore. This website can be decoded to reveal the true location of Tutankhamun's real burial chamber, good luck.

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The Queen is dead, long live the dog

For those of you who never met my families dog theres a picture of the bitch down below. For the rest of you have seen her, ye probably would of quessed that she wasn't living the most healthy lifestyle. And it all caught up with her last friday when she was put to sleep by the vet. She was a nice dog, her name is Rusty and she deserved her place in doggy heaven, where she's definitely eating up all the pies.

Parklife

Last weekend was a long weekend in OzLand so meself and Paddy went off to Parklilfe, a bit of a festival, in a park, in Sydney. Heres a few photos showing that I'm trying to make up for missing Oxygen, Electric Picnic and all that stuff that was happening down in Marley Park. This festival was a pretty good replacement though and there should be a few more comin up because summers only just beginning here.




Quess where this is???


I'll give you a clue. People like to sing in there....








OK, here's another clue...









...did ya get it?

Bye Bye South America


So I finally made it to the Chilean border, the last country on the tour of South America. I had a bit of trouble gettin in, here I am on the right tryin to tell the immigration department that I don't have I a kilo of coke cunningly hid up my anus. I took some slick talking and a 12 inch probe to get me out of that mess. After a lot of "si senor's" and "gracias" they finally let me into their shitty country.



It took me ages to make it to Santiago on my trusty stead named Silver (shit name for a brown horse, damn Chileans). It was a pretty rough ride in that saddle after a tough probing at the border, but the public transport system in Chile left me with no choice. And we eventually made it to Santiago only to leave after a few days. It rained a lot so we we're looking forward for somewhere a bit sunnier.


So its off to the airport, hopefully I'll make it through controls OK there