Bye Bye South America

So I finally made it to the Chilean border, the last country on the tour of South America. I had a bit of trouble gettin in, here I am on the right tryin to tell the immigration department that I don't have I a kilo of coke cunningly hid up my anus. I took some slick talking and a 12 inch probe to get me out of that mess. After a lot of "si senor's" and "gracias" they finally let me into their shitty country.



It took me ages to make it to Santiago on my trusty stead named Silver (shit name for a brown horse, damn Chileans). It was a pretty rough ride in that saddle after a tough probing at the border, but the public transport system in Chile left me with no choice. And we eventually made it to Santiago only to leave after a few days. It rained a lot so we we're looking forward for somewhere a bit sunnier.


So its off to the airport, hopefully I'll make it through controls OK there