fear and loathing in Na thrang

So last night at ze ol vietnameese full moon party I met up with these californian guys and we got to talking to usual shit and then we all decided to drop a bit of acid. I decided I'd give it a whirl, you know you might as well try everything once but I had to do a fire show first. Now I wasn't going to drop acid and start swinging fire around me at very fast speeds, cause lets face it fire poi and dropping acid may make for a cool story when your 40 but I didn't feel like a trip to the hospital so I said I'd finish my show and then do it. But the guys got kinda fucked and got lost in the sand dunes and nobody seen them again. So my first ever acid experience never happened. So I just got hammered instead. If doubt go back to basics and just get pissed.

Now a couple of hours ago I went for a detox run on the beach and when I got to the end of the beach I start doing a few sit-up's. Yeah me for attempting to get fit, I have to emphasise attempting here cause I was fucked. Anyway this Vietnameese dude comes over to me, and first of all I think he just wants a bit of a chat. Then he drops the hand. Lonely planet doesn't tell you how to say I'm not gay in Vietnameese but I'm pretty sure I could of done with it in this situation cause this guy was full on and persistant. Flatering of course, it always nice to know I got options.

And I got another new phone number so if anyone wants to test me its +84919358402. I'll be in Veitnam until the end of the month so it'll work till then.

Over and out like Sergie Bubka