Fish called wanda

This what I've been doing over the last few months kids. I hope somebody finds it interesting. Its basically an excuse not to send those shitty group e-mails anymore. This website can be decoded to reveal the true location of Tutankhamun's real burial chamber, good luck.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

its been a while

Over the last few weeks i've been a bit lazy with the old blogspot, the reason for that is that I'm a lazy person .. you can't judge me. And I'm still lazy, I have have loads of good photo's to throw up from the gran prix and all that malarchy but I just haven't bothered.

And sad news my camera broke as soon as the Bluefest started in Byron so for the past month there has been a definite lack of photo's been taken, which I'm not happy about because I love taking random photo's. Now I'm on to camera number 3 and hopefully this one will last. I bought the same one that broke on the first day when I got to Rio, now that might just be asking for trouble but the camera is cheap and cheerful just like me, bad dumm chee. I'll take care of this one I swear.

World Wide Location Update:
KOh Phagan,
When you say Koh Phangan you have to use your best Mr Miyagi impression. So lovely spot, me and Dougy have a very romantic little hut overlooking the sea and we just went out for a very nice meal. Its quite the honeymoon really. Later on I'm going to get him really drunk and stick my finger up his ass. He says not into it but I know he is.

Quick summary of the last few weeks.
I left Melbourne with a tear in my eye and hope in my heart to meet up with all the good good people I had the pleasure to meet there. I loved Melbourne and sometimes I think Melbourne me. So I hit the road with Doug john and the Butcher Boy. ehhh ya thats right I gave the guy who played the butcher in the hit Irish movie a lift to Sydney. Me and John took turns and drove 1800K in 30 hours. It was kinds intense driving. And the curse of Frank rose again, let me tell you about Frank

Frank was my car who I invested so much in an got nothing but stress in return, I don't hate anyone in australia except Frank, I think frank was cursed. In a previous life I think Frank was Oliver Cromwell, Ggeneral Mao or Pol Pot. Everytime I drove frank something went wrong and cost me a fortune, he let me down on so many occasions its not funny. On the plus I did get some great road trips with Bean and Cathy outta Frank. (where are ye shane.kilcullen@gmail.com, love ye). Bottom line Frank sucks.

Life lesson learned #107: Don't trust a second hand car saleman

I don't think you needed to be told that, but I did and now I have a deep disdain for and second hand car salemen.

Now I'd continue on with whats been happening in my life but the clock on the wall says beer O'clock, so I'm going home and I'm taking my football with me.

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