The hooligans are loose

So I watched the world cup final in a beach bar with a couple of hundred people and fell asleep in the sand. What can I say I was tired, I did wake up just when ZeZu got sent off, but i missed the whole thing really. Fuck it, Ireland weren't even in it so who gives a dogs testicles.

Now on the way home there was a drunken scottish guy 50 meters in front of me, that fact that he was scottish pretty much means there was a 90% chance of him being drunk too. He started getting harashed by 5 hookers. I started shout "hey dude, your wallet, YOUR WALLET", but he didn't hear me and by the time I caught up with the bitches they where already going through his wallet. They guy still didn't have a clue what happen and is still walking off. So I go after the skank ho's but they jump on a moped and speed off. At this point I was ready to transform myself into Chuck Norris and round-house those ho's into the sea. But I can't do that, I felt so useless. Poor guy had his camera nicked too. They were pro's.

Its happened to everyone at some point, but still poor guy. It's such a kick in the teeth when it happens. Fingers crossed it won't happen to me again, it happened too often in Thailand, I've been lucky since.