First morning in Koh Phang nang

Once again I wake up feeling like I'm in Apocalypse Now, sweaty, tired and staring at fan, bringing to mind images of helicopters. Anyway I've already decided I need to spend an extended period of time on this island in order to conduct my experiments on mind bending drugs. Experiment No. 1 will require one Mushy shake and one champions league final, the objective of this experiment is to find out wether one can concentrate on football and trip out. The conclusion will be posted soon.

Then I'm going to shove my finger up Dougy's ass, so far he's resisting, I might slip it in there while he's asleep.