LadyBoys

I had my first encounter with a ladyboy last night, got hit on and I was just fucking around having the craic, with him/her (?) when Dougy came over to let me know he/she was a he. So he got 4 he/she boys to wait outside the club to beat the shit out of Dougy. Lucky Dougy escape being gang rapped be men with no penises (penii) and so far our anal virginity is still intact. Extra caution will be taken in the future.

Life Lesson Learned # 214: Never trust a man with no penis