Ger
You know you just cant run away from your past, at some point it'll bite you in the ass. Before I left home I worked with Ian in Alphyra, made up a bullshit story about going to work for Rolls Royce and lied to everyones faces for two weeks. Biggest lie I ever told. Anyway Ger the little lunatic that I used to sit beside in work walks past me as I'm sitting outside chakra massage. He's a funny little fucker, so ger being ger and me being me, we hit the mushie shakes. I would of taken loads of photos but the camera got the better of me and I couldn't work it. You couldn't capture what I was seing anyway. Here my attempt at taking a photo of a world cup game, trying to watch it was just ridiculous and taking a photo of it was even stupider. Actual I tried to load the photo but by the time it would have loaded on this piece of shit computer I'd be back in sligo. So maybe I'll throw it up another time. No wait here it comes now.
Now a little about Ger, he likes his drugs, a lot of people do. But Ger more than others, this has caused Ger to develop certain obsessive compulsive disorders. For example he cannot stand in his room without standing on a mat so he can wipe his feet. He will walk from one mat to the other continuously wiping his feet. He cannot wear a creased T-shirt. He has a one hour routine to go through before going out. And best of all he has a fear of sand. We took mushies on the beach, I'm not sure if you can understand how hilarious this was. Ger I fucking love ya and your crazy ways. I managed to get a shit photo up of Ger wiping his feet, these computers a f-ing shi&^%$^%(*
Me, Ger and Simon partied pretty hard on full moon night. Simon fucked off with two stuck up snobs from Perth and had sex with both of them. Pat on the back for Simon, while me and ger continued to substance abuse ourselves to the point that I don't have a clue what happened after 4 a.m. But Ger told me I was with him at 9a.m saying getting a bamboo tattoo is a great idea. So Ger off his tits, the tattoo artist pissed as a pissed goat on full moon, sat ger down for two hours and gave him his first tattoo. And it came out pretty fucking well. I'll be getting my next tattoo done in bamboo as well I think. But I have no recollection of this night and its pissing me off because it sounds like I had a great night.
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