Lucky Winner

On the way back into the Land of Thai's I got to sit beside this young Buddist monk named Ching Choo or something like that, apparently it means lucky winner. He asked me what my name meant and I didn't have a clue, eekk. I asked him what he got up to in Kuala Lumper, he said he didn't like it "much pressure, I like temple, I like mountain". What a legend, just sitting around his temple chillin out.
I was going to ask him if was going to go to the full moon party, but I think that was going to be a no. But I came up with a plan to head to a temple with some liquid MDMA and slip it in his tea. Fuck enlightenment, these monks need to get fucked up. Next year they'd be in Ibiza giving it socks.