Dave

Question: who is the only welsh speaking person to win the World cup and the European club championship in the same year.

Today I hung out with Dave from North Wales whos dream has always been to stand on the great wall of China with his two boys on his fiftieth birthday and this year he's making that dream come through. He's also going to top off his trip by visiting a welsh speaking village in Patagonia, Argentina and sing the Welsh national anthem at the top of his voice and if people feel like joining in well so be it. Good man Dave, the travel bug never dies.
Not once during all our time together did Dave ever try to to ask me back his hotel to watch midget porn, not even once, and I never went because I'm not into those sexy little bastards.

Answer: Gabriel Batistuta