Mr Miyage

So I left for Malaysia still drunk and fucked up from the night before with no sleep, make my ferry on the other side of the island with 2 minutes to spare. And at this point I have no idea how to go to Kuala Lumper, I just know its not in Thailand so I need to be there. Getting of the bus in some town called Hat Yai, this 60 year old Malaysian man with a walking stick who is the re-incarnation of Mr. Miyage takes me under his wing. The atms aren't working so I have no cash, untill I remember 40 aus dollars in the back of my passport pouch. So he helps me change this, barters us a decent deal on a VIP bus and off we go. I'm the only white boy on the bus here. And Mr Miyage starts drawing me maps of Kuala Lumper because I don't have a lonely planet or anything. When we stop I have no malaysian cash so he starts buying me all this local food because he wants me to try it. He tells me about good places to eat in KL, places to visit, and even a cheap hotel to get when we get in at 3 a.m.


Mr Miyage you are a legend and someday hopefully I can be as nice to a fellow traveller.