Fish called wanda

This what I've been doing over the last few months kids. I hope somebody finds it interesting. Its basically an excuse not to send those shitty group e-mails anymore. This website can be decoded to reveal the true location of Tutankhamun's real burial chamber, good luck.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Spot the ladyboy



Heres the lads that lived beside me, Alan and Matt on the right, I think one of them might be a ladyboy. You don't meet that many ladyboys from Tipperary or Sheffield. The guy in grey is moving to Melbourne at the end of this month so if theres any room left in 28 grey let him in. He's from sheffield and I've party tested the guy and he passed with flyin colours. The chick on the left is Anna who I done my Thai massage course with, whos a lucky boy then. This just your standard night in Koh Phanang drinking buckets on the beach, its endless, every night, I had to run away by the end.

That there is one of the barmen from the Island showing off his magic trick that he can swallow a whole lime. After my experience with a steak sandwhich I wouldn't risk it. That island changes people, there are some fucked up people working the bars. One of the guys from Drop Inn bar told me he had 5 self done peircings through his cock. But he took three of them out because it hurt to much during sex. Of course it hurt, fucking lunatic. he wanted to so me but I declined the offer. I think he was the first genuine masochist I've ever met. He spent a year in prison because he told me he likes pain. Thats the only reason he gave me.
And this is me fire twirling, I wish, someday I will be as good as this, not by burning man but hopefully by then I'll be able to do enough not to look like a complete retard.

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