Qualified massuese

So I finished my course in Thai massage and I've got the cert to prove it. Learned in Chakra Massage school, some of the shit that goes on there you could call eastern medicine but you wouldn't believe some of the shit I've seen. Anyway heres me massaging Yan's foot with my elbow, this is they guy who tried to cure my mums artheritis when she called me during a class. And yes she is still in Sligo, but he gave it a shot anyway, cause thats the kinda stuff he's world famous for. Anyway I still need some practice so if anybody is feeling a little stiff out there (dirty minded bastards), just give me a bell and I'll sort you out for the price of a banana and half a litre of milk. Only kidding thats way to expensive, I'll do it for free.

I also learned another little trick that I'm saving for when I get back. Queue evil laugh, wha wha wha.